Lets say you wake up next to some girl, that you really have no clue how you ended up with. Maybe you were at a bar or wherever you meet these type of females, but im just wondering how you say goodbye in the am. Assuming you didn’t bail in the night of course.
And lets also say that you still have to put your clothes on when you wake up
few days ago this happened… i said bye with a high five… classy, i know:meh:
so it was a dude you work up next to? you said you gave a high five…
I have never had this happen … Soooo im no halp at all sorry
give her 10 bucks and tell her the cab is waiting outside…i figure the least i could do is pay for her to get back home.
If she’s at all decent, take her out to breakfast and see if she wants to do it again that night?
Maybe this time you’ll remember it… LOL
Depends on if its her place or mine and what she looks like when I am not shitfaced.
If she is hot…take her to breakfast and come back…bang again…shower…depart.
If not…I would leave everything but my wallet/keys/phone behind and make a houdini like escape.
Been a long time for me (GD GF). But usually it’s at my place so they just peace. I try to not even get up.
It’s easy if you wake up at her place, it’s more difficult if she wakes at yours.
It all depends on whether or not it burns when I pee that morning.
tell her you have to go to work. get get a cup of coffee, and come back home.
This happened to me in LA a few years ago. I woke up and we were both still naked. I took a shit in her bathroom, put my clothes on and bounced before she woke up.
Hot girl next to me… I roll over and look and its like “FUCK YEA!!!” in my head… most of the time I scream FUCK YEA too!
fat girls 
I hope I’m still drunk when I leave… I make an excuse and scram!
Kill her with a dull axe…
Hide the body in a dumpster out back.
Leave without telling her. Her place or mine. lol
This happened to me last night, I must say…the UB Villa’s are nice lol
I left early before her friends woke up, but I did get her number and a little one on one before I made my way to the door…haha
EDIT: Paulo, you missed a good party lol
it was hers, so i literally high fived her… i thought it was funny
and she was cute, so i smiling at least
I was at the Villas last night. Where were you? We took a break from moving to go use the grill and hot tub. lol
Idk exactly where in the Villas, she texted me today asking if I wanted to get dinner or something again…I’m taking her up on it, idk how the hell I managed this one lol but it was quite alright with me.
+1 for not ditching in the morning if she’s hot.
Morning sex, then leave.
I have never ever woke up naked next to a fat chick. If I did I think I might barf on her then run out of there.
The one time I woke up next to Paullo and we were both nakie, so I found it fitting to grill up some hotdogs and cook some pork an bean for breakfast. Before I left his place I left him a nice set up plate full of food next to his bed.
Awh So Dreamy
That’s why I <3 you.