Oh no You didn’t, here’s my novel
1988 Nissan pulsarnx 1.6 auto. first car, paid $400, painted the interior and installed neon lights, everything else that was cool in 2003.
1988 Nissan pulsarnx SE ca18de 5 speed - got it for $250 as a basket case.
1993 Chrystler intrepid - had over 400,000km on it - traded both my pulsars for it.
1988 Pulsarnx SE 1.8 speed again. I really had a thing for pulsars, this one was nice but I got it impounded for driving without plates.
1989 Mazda 626 - Bought it asis, didn’t know much about cars yet - failed etest horribly so I traded it in.
1994 Intrepid - electrical nightmare, traded my 626 for it, ignition switch failed on it and the car would run, but nothing electrical would work, cause the BCM thought the car was off - wasn’t worth fixing.
1993 Cavalier Base model coupe 5 speed - had only 88,000 km on it but the body was fucked.
1991 ford explorer - nuff said took it mudding and broke the flywheel - gave it to my friend.
1989 Integra sedan - bought it for $600 with a fake saftey, delivered pizza with it - then the rear shock tower rotted through and it was wayyy to unsafe to drive - sold it for $75 but i made about $1200 from pizzas with it.
1999 cavalier coupe - financed it with my ex in 2004 because i wanted something newer and reliable - Gave it to her when we split and she took over the payments.
1997 Cavalier Z24 - Bought it, broke it, parted it.
1990 Suzuki sidekick JX - winter beater, took it mudding and rolled it, then fixed it. drove it untill it was too unsafe for the road. Now its a field truck.
This is where it starts to change
1991 240sx hatch, Bought it, let it sit and sold it to fast_frank when I found a coupe i wanted.
1991 240sx Coupe, built it, loved it, SR’d it, owned it for longer than any other car i’ve owned. Sold it to matty. Jesse wilks now owns this (kept it while i had all the next few cars).
1995 Jeep cherokee country - mudded it, found out how rotten it was, sold it.
1992 suzuki sidekick - Bought it, drove it for a month, a friend needed a car so I sold it to him. Was intended on being a lifted big tires winterbeater.
1991 beretta GTZ - Bought it for $200 as a beater, got a job outta town and wanted something I could trust better so I traded it for a laptop.
1994 Jeep cherokee, bought it, blew the clutch on the way home, sold it to another friend in desperate need of new wheels.
1996 VW Jetta - Was my beater of 2006/2007 - went to shit fast paid $2000 sold it for $300 in the spring barely running, leaking everything and all the paint came off.
1993 Nissan Hardbody 4x4 - Bought it as a project and drove it a bit, loved it but this was at the time I was selling my Coupe (may 2007) and I was frustrated with vehicles. Sold My 240sx coupe, the jetta and this all in one week and decided to take a break from cars, and bought:
2003 Mazda Protege 5 - Bought it, hated it - auto was slow - in feb 2008 it tried to kill me when I got in a accident with a truck and the bags didn’t deploy. I was off work for 4.5 months with back issues.
1990 Ford mustang LX 5.0 (sept 2007) - loved it, got an amazing deal on it - rust free, but financial issues made me sell it last christmas.
1991 Nissan 240sx - bought it, a roof fell on it alongside darians S14 - sold it to my friend Tailz on here.
1995 Black Nissan 240sx - got a deal on it, fixed it up - Failed etest badly and I was frustrated. Sold it to Jay on here, who crashed it. Its now for sale in the for sale thread.
1989 240sx hatch - bought it off hacknik - parted out and scrapped
1989 240sx hatch SR’d - bought it off here, someone had banged it up, we fixed it and abused it. Then parted it out and scrapped it after a runin with the law.
2000 Honda civic hatch - Traded an SR20 for it, sold it.
2000 Subaru impreza 2.5RS - Bought it, drove it, loved it. Took it on the bings cruise this year - But the realization I wanted to pay off debts and go back to school made me decide to sell it.
1991 tercel - My current car. Everything i could ever want for $1200 certified and etested. I’m hoping I get a few winters outta it while I search for my next vehicle to write a story about.
Thats all.
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