How many miles do you drive a year?

Is it me, or is everyone in Malone really ugly? Not trying to sound like a dick, but I spent a few days up there for work and the people were hideous. I think all the good looking people escaped to Canada. Guess that’s what happens when the town economy is supported by prisons. Also, everyone drives a pick-up or a Cavalier. I remember thinking if this would be my hell if I fucked up really bad in life.