How many of you think you are a healthy eater?

I used to be a 2% guy, I switched to Fat Free because I only use it with cereal anyhow. I am a 1% chocolate milk kind of guy otherwise. I barely every pick up my ice cream allowance, I just don’t have the fuckin’ freezer space.

I settle for Peanut Butter Pandemonium, Crumbs Along the Mohawk and Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup if I get ice cream. Honestly if Cotton Candy was still available in half gallons I would have a full freezer.

My cousin (the ectomorph) drinks whole milk, he pours the shit on his ice cream. I have to pickup a couple gallons a week for just him. I don’t particularly like the egg nog or shakes though.