How to steal from any major retail stores

LOL, good stories. WalMart also doesn’t really give a fuck what you return. I got an MP3 player for Christmas and promptly dropped in in 2" of standing water in my sister’s shitty car. Let it dry out a bit, but it was fucked. So I said it didn’t work when I took it out of the box and they gave me a brand new one no questions asked.