How to troll nyspeed for years

NYSpeed Automotive NYSpeed Off Topic
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Right, so we are all here for one common intrest, cars.
So step 1 is to participate in some automotive threads for a while, so they won’t know the end goal right away.

Step 2, would be to push a few buttons in the Auto forums, to see where the borderline is, don’t go overboard, you wan’t warning and infractions not bans for more than 3 days.

Step 3, start offtopic threads about stupid shit and get people to commence flaming, and establish an opinion about you, perferably negative.

Step 4, Take real world events in either your life, or other peoples lives ie the news, tv, shows etc, and word them half seriously and half commically to get people to talk shit and flame.

Step 5. attack people back, gotta add fuel to the fire, or people will punch themselves out and get bored.

Step 6, when banned, because it will happen, use credability and any other means you have established to get un banned to continue trolling.

Step 7, run with it. Take it as far as you can without making it super obvious. Play dumb, play the “I didn’t think it was that bad card” Appologize, then do it again. They will keep falling for it, unless the staff is crisp and on thier toes.

Step 8, When you’ve reached the end of your run, if you bow out and quit, you’ve won. If you trolled more than a month without being caught, You’ve won.

Step 9. Change your ip AND mac address. along with email and moniker. Rejoin the forum within a month or 2, but only after laughing at all the posts after you got banned, and watching how even after you are gone, people will still talk about you.

What good is being a legend if you fade out early?

If you are good, you can get banned on multiple accounts as totaly different users.

Enjoy

sidenote, do not proof read, EVER. GrammEr (haha) nazis are the easiest to stir up

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It worked for 4 + years, 3 different accounts, and I’ve posted troll threads and serious threads, to make them hide each other, wording them cleverly so people are unable to tell fact from fiction.

The people who know me off the forum know this, via multiple transactions for parts / cars / hanging out. I’ve told everyone I’ve met just about that I’ve been banned before and I do this shit just to piss people off. I love the attention. Christ I was posting lime light pictures for how long?

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https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-pizFPWFnZbo/TXk_AtMDWMI/AAAAAAAACjU/AeSz_ZYYPdI/s1600/moon+big.png
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^make it bigger.

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No one cares.

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20 wings, extra crispy please, and deliver it in something that isnt an accord.

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every post, every response, every time, proves it works, I’m wasting peoples time and its hilarious. Even better when they justify it.

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you’ve given us how, but you haven’t given us why

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He’s proving this is the worst forum in the world. You know because when dumb people do and say dumb shit they really shouldn’t get ripped on for it. Also, a forum full of people who know one another in “real life” should never have inside jokes or talk about anything other than cars. He’s kind of like that dude in Norway or wherever who shot all those people in the water to prove that the maximum prison sentence needs to be longer than 26 years or whatever he was trying to prove.

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Why not? Basically, there are several members who didn’t fall for it, but the majority did. Infact some of those members pointed it out several times, I’ve been called the best troll multiple times and people heed those warnings and continue.

hypothetical, You ever see someone do somethin incredbily stupid, like on the road driving or something, while you and a friend and or spouse are driving to say hortons for coffee. Without even realizing it, that has an impact on your life, you might just laugh and say what a fucking moron, or they might have cut you off and slammed on the brakes, and you say ‘what a fucking piece of shit’. So if they gave you a laugh, it improves your mood, if they made you angry, it added edge to your mood.

I’m directly influencing peoples lives, some positive, some negative, but always, every single time I’m sitting here typing up a response angry or not, calling people pussys, bitching about the staff, bitching about people or making fun or people, I’m laughing. I’m creativly thinking of how to respond to either anger a person more, or make myself laugh more etc.

on the instant I realized this place wasnt a car community, but more of a predominantly closet homosexual frat house, I had zero intrest in becoming a pledge, so I avidly pursued trolling it.

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Proving that adults who know each other off the forum should be able to talk about things other than cars without spending the entire post flaming someone.

To go with what you said you and jay would be talking about a swingset he built for his kids, and in the middle of your convo someone would walk up to both of you, and talk over both of you saying how jay must be poor because he built it and didnt buy it new, and how stupid that is. That describes nyspeeds offtopic.

When in reality the convo should have been you and jay talking about a swingset he built for his kids, and the third person in should be saying “wow you poured labor, blood sweat and tears into that, thats real love and pride for your children” There should be no flaming in normal conversations.

When is flaming needed? When someone posts a thread about wanting to cut the fucking springs to lower thier car, or when they wanna buy a fucking monkey for thier daughters 2nd birthday.

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no delivery to the middle of fucking nowhere, poorville. also i seriously doubt you would tip, you just seem like that kind of person

now just fucking leave, will you? no one cares.

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and touche to blue for trolling the troll.

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Above all, you’re bringing traffic and participation to the forum. There’s a reason they don’t ban you. :wink:
You’re good for the web impressions and that means revenue from the site ads etc… Fuck, they should pay you to stay if they haven’t already. LOL

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another response proves you care.

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i care about what? wtf is wrong with you?!?!

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mwahahaha.

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and another.

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change my name from karter to google adsense lol

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Can we go back to talking about cars? I’m honestly exhausted by all of this.

EDIT:

I wanna add that all this nonsense is really killing my interest in this forum.

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how about we change it to “argentina”…so you can have a theme song to go along with all of your whining, in the beautiful musical stylings of Enrique Iglesias

“DON’T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

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Karter, you are seriously a moron. Your gf seems mildly retarded. I wish you the best of luck in life.

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Jam have you ever added anything useful to the car scene?

Besides seeing what 200,000miles looks like on beat ass cars?

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Describe useful? I swapped a civic and did a hand full of suspension stuff. I had a mk2 gti that was swapped with a vr6 and had a good amount of suspension stuff (i bought it like that though) I’ve been to a few autoxs, I’ve never been to a track day, I’ve never built a straight line car if that’s what youre asking

And my very high mileage accord now has 425k on it, and I gave it to my younger brother, I don’t drive it anymore

Lz if you have a problem with me just come out and say it

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are you seriously attacking Jam? he’s probably one of THE nicest and most hospitable dudes I have met from this forum. I went to look at and buy my motorcycle from his roommate beast, he wasnt even involved and offered me a beer and wanted to shoot the shit while I was there. He then went on to tell me everything he could whether good or bad about the bike, helped me load it, and then raved about what I did with it when he saw it later at a meet…and THAT’s the type of people this place needs