next time this happens say “tengo nueve loco monos in mis pantalones”
or
“tengo ocho gatos muerte in mis pantalones”
and christ, get a sense of humor. i can see that a lot of people in this thread have never worked in the resturaunt business…
i fuck with people, employees and customers on a regular basis. its one of the perks of having a shit job
edit- jojo i apologize, its been about 5 years since i took a spanish class, and thats pretty much all i remember