I guess this just about sums up illegal immigration

Wrong

http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq/aboutspelling/cannot

Both cannot and can not are acceptable spellings, but the first is much more usual. You would use can not when the ‘not’ forms part of another construction such as ‘not only’

As for the original post. Bleh. I can sum up the illegal alien thing by simply putting the proper ephasis on ILLEGAL.