I have mice

A little mouse (or two) is running around in my kitchen.

Hrm.

How do I get rid of them… ultrasonic things?? They are quick little fuckers.

mouse traps?

They kinda aren’t working.

get the bigger ones for rats. they will pwn those little mice

use peanut butter

Get a dog, works everytime, and its great entertainment

Cat…

a liger?

Jiggle your keys and distract him…lol

I have a haveaheart humane trap i used peanup butter in the tray. Worked really well, better than death traps. I cought 13. where theres 2 theres 10 more dude.

What the, peanut butter?

what do you do with the peanut butter?

You put peanut butter on thetrap. It keeps them occupied longer and more apt to trigger the trap. They fucking LOVE peanut butter.

Are you serious? You put it on your balls and let the mouse lick it off.

:lol: yeah i just spit what i was drinking onto the keyboard

Guess thats much better than saying

“I have crabs”

mr mittens

frying pan.

or bait some glue traps if they are really small mice.

Holy Shit! I just pictured someone standing with a beer in a bar…

“I have mice”

:lol:

Buy an owl.

They love mice.

true fact

If mice eat too much cheese, theyre blood will overheat and they will die.