My dentist in NH before I moved to the People’s Republic of New York had a hygenist who was SUPER HOT WITH BIG BOOBS. She would stick them right in your face when she cleaned your teeth. Man, it was embarassing to be sportin’ wood while getting your teeth cleaned.
I’m going to kick this bitch in the uterus now.
She didn’t pigtail the end of the wire. So guess what the fuck happened. It slid out. And around. So it’s about a centimeter out on the one side, poking in to my gum. It started earlier this week but I haven’t gotten out of class before 5 all week. So now it’s slid right into my gum.
What a waste of time.
When i had braces I got punched in the left side of my face. The wire slid out and planted it self almost through my entire cheek. It was so awesome I almost threw up.
when i had braces…
I RIPPED THEM OFF WITH A FORK.
fuck dentist.
I just met the head pooba at the office. It was fun. We watched some of teh sabres.
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SH*T IVE READ IN FOREVER.
And so the saga ends.
good bye, grillz:
hello polka dotted goodness:
you need your own section of the forum.
i have learned to love these friggin’ threads, hell yeah :tup:
one time I punched Minglor in the back of the head, and three (or four?) of his braces popped off. he wasnt ready for the dudestorm I layed on his domepiece.
I got my blood taken away today.
And this giant did it. He is the meanest man in the world, but he looked so good on that box on mexicorn.
He tied the tourniquet super tight. I thought it was a bad S&M porno the way he was manhandling my poor arm. Actually when he was throwing things into the trash receptacle I knew he did not have the magic tough. So he takes the needle, finds my vein and jabs it. Really hard. It wasn’t so much painful as it was surprising. I looked at him with disproval–I sure showed him! All of the other people were good and he had to go and ruin my aura. 
You’ll be happy to know that my blood pressure is 102/70.
Oh and I always get the PINK bandage kthanxbye.
haha
True story.
Remember the time you hit me in the head with a baseball bat…
good times.
hah dude thats sounds pretty badass if your gunna be in pain that sounds lalmost like the best possible way to go about it lol 