I nearly kicked her left boob

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I went to the orthodontist today. Soon I won’t have these gosh darn things.

Anyway, I get the new lady. You know, the UB Dental school hopeful? She had no idea what she was doing. She puts the wire in by my molar and it doesn’t slide in easily.

So she stands up and asserts the “I’m going to make war with your inner cheeks” stance with her plyers, wire, hunter green scrubs, and purple safety goggles. The stance is kind of like half leaned forward, elbows inward towards the stomach, wrists pointed up with the wire and plyers in each hand, respectfully. Simply menacing.

SCOOP!

The end of the wire goes right into my gum. She goes “OMG I’m sorry I guess I should have shortened it more!”

…

the orthodontist was like “I guess so!”

I got a free tooth brush. It’s worth it as long as I get a free tooth brush. If you want I can take pictures of my free tooth brush. It’s purple and has his name on it.

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I think this is hilarious, haha.

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well you got a free toothbrush…so why are you complaining…

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if you grabbed her boob and got the toothbrush, you’d be in dental heaven man.

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:needpic:

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http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/comic-funeral.gif

pictures of what :frowning:

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the toothbrush!!!

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Yea, braces suck.

I rember I had the lady leaning full force to get something around my tooth… oo what a pain. I don’t mind those young interns though, one time she was trying to get a angel so she says lean this way I do so and she goes more so I move more then she takes my head and face full of boobies for me :slight_smile: lol

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oh look, the daily “corey bitching about something” thread

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lool…i once had a intern straddle me to pull a widsom tooth, hurt like hell, but i was been straddled by a hot 18 year old intern

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What have I ever done to you? :frowning: i’m hurt…disasterously.

anyway…
we learned to be ~best friends~:
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but you have to learn how to sneak up on it or it’ll trick you:
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i will say it again…

i :heart: corey’s posts

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haha lol. sorry to hear

i use those free tooth brushes to clean the little cracks on my dash in my car that i can’t reach. they work great.

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haha nothing, these are actually entertaining most of the time. you just have a lot of NYspeed gripes

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was she hot?

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No. She had nappy hair. Like…40 year old blonde nappy hair.

in a bob.

you know…it kind of just lays there. it bothered me. especially since it was hanging over me and not moving at all.

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Excuse me, do you know what kind of toothbrush this is?

Triple Effect Toothbrush
Our exclusive design with three different types of multiangled bristles cleans between, behind and all around your teeth, helping to remove plaque and fight cavities.

It’s practically changed my life! I was starting to get all bummed out lately. You know, Katie going to CBS and Meredith leaving The View. The issue has definitely left me with an empty spot in my heart.

My candlelight vigil is nearly out. :frowning:

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i had a larger older russian woman orthodontist when i was in high school. she wasn’t hott by any stretch of the imagination but when she used to rub her enormous rack on my arm as she was fixing my teeth, i’m not gonna lie - I popped wood.

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did she have pork snausage fingers? Those are the worst.

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no - her fingers and hands were rather delicate. You could tell that before she hit middle-age-dom and put on 60 lbs that she was a hottie.