I need toronto advice!!!

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@Toronto240sx

EXACTLY!!! The women in Europe can’t even be compared to women in North America, the women in europe are like in a whole other class!

I have been living in Europe for 3 years now and every time I come back home to Toronto or New York I see the women there and they all seem ugly to me.
I remember last year the day after I came to Toronto I went to Yorkdale mall and I was walking through the mall and I didn’t see even 1 women that I was able to say “hey not bad at all!”

Another thing I noticed is that many North American women are overweight and they start to age from a younger age. In Europe women are aaaaaaalot more fit and they look great even in their late 40 (milf heaven over here!)

Sometimes it’s hard to picture my self moving back to Toronto in a year from now, I don’t know if I will be able to do it, most likely I will probably move back and then leave again unless something reeeeaaallly good happens to keep me there… last year I came for 3 weeks and I was excited when I was coming because I missed many things and people from Toronto but after my second week I couldn’t wait to go back to Europe lol!

As for MONTREAL !!! … Come on guys don’t compare Toronto to Montreal,… if Toronto’s nightlife and women were as half as good as Montreal’s we would be happy in Toronto!

Someone mentioned bars closing at 2:00am in Toronto LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Fucken jokes, in Europe nightclubs open at 12:00am and close at like 8:00am LOLOLOLOLOL!!! In the Greek islands like Mykonos there are nightclubs that keep going 24 hours a day!!! Fucken madness!

One bad thing about Europe… The Steaks here suck! You just can’t get a good fucken steak over here, I can’t wait to have some Canadian Grade A prime rib steak or a nice 18oz New York serloin steak!.. And other then Heineken every other beer here sucks too. Canadian beer FTMFW!

Youre in Europe and you havent had Belgian Trappist beer? wtf is wrong with you man? BTW, there are toooooons of good european beers, i dont know what youre drinking if you think Heineken is the best.

Also there are a few clubs here that close at 7-8 am, guvernment for one. But see, these are all party/rave clubs, just like in europe, and youre unlikely to pick up there, which is all anyone ever wants to do.

I look at it this way. In Europe, you go out as a group of friends, guys girls all together, here itll be a couple of guys going out looking for some trim. IMHO the european way is best. Fuck i cant wait to go to italy.