I only wreck when I'm sober

bragging about driving when not sober is great :rolleyes:

I musta missed the part where I was bragging. Please fill me in.

I quoted it in my 1st reply fucknut

Still missing the actual bragging portion. Seems to me a statement of facts.

Brag n.

  1. A boast.
  2. Arrogant or boastful speech or manner.
  3. Something boasted of.
  4. A braggart; a boaster.
  5. Games. A card game similar to poker.

Boast v. tr.

  1. To speak of with excessive pride.
  2. To possess or own (a desirable feature): “ [the] capital of a region in the southeast that boasts bountiful coal fields” (US Air).
  3. To contain; have.

I will call it bragging, but either way, I hope something happens to make you realize you are a fucking moron for driving intoxicated. I see too many innocent people get hurt from fucksticks like you driving drunk.

First off, i don’t drink. If you had a beer in the last week, you’d have more than I have all year. Now that you can consider bragging.

In case you missed it, this thread was a bit of ironic sarcasm.

But :shaggy: is considered DUI, so thats the “intoxicated” state you must be referring to. I cant argue that on technicalities but its a hell of a lot different that driving drunk.

Isnt drinking and driving considered a high contact sport?

yes it is.

post of yoru damages of what drinking and driving costs… i bet a few ppl on here are up around 6k or more

yep I learned my lesson, Ib up around $6000

druggies crack me up with their reasonings for doing what they do.

but in the end you will have to either harm yourself or someone else to realize what you are doing, and it’s a shame that it is usually an innocent person who gets the short end of the stick.

Thanks for enlightening us, Mr Perfect. I’m so inspired I’m gonna go build a church.

Red Neck Tabernachel ministries

at least this is correct :smiley:

I never claimed to be perfect, but getting fucked up and driving is something I have never or will never do.

Never say never er sumptin’. You damned druggies…

Your like one of those johovah witness’ that goes around preaching to people, trying to influence your ways :greddy2: :rofl:

This is all there is to it.

http://www.blazinlow.com/s10blazed/dumbwreck01.jpg

no, but my kids play outside and drive with me and my wife in our car, and it scares me to think that some druggie fucker could hit them because they are messed up and driving. I could care less if people do drugs, but it pisses me off when it affects me.

i hate how your big dumb truck puts out pollution in the air. you are affecting me too asshole

Watch out for them old people HI on thier meds too…

i’d rather have someone smoke 100 blunts and drive than drink a 1/5 and drive.