Yeah the cupholder thing on my PC broke.
Sadly I got this call twice when doing tech support for Sony.
That and I tried getting your disk to fit in the drive by cutting it, and now I can’t get it to eject, you owe me a new one!
Or
Q: What do you see on your desktop?
A: A few pens, and my clicker (mouse)… but what does that have to do with my issue.