I seriously hope ...

Sony: One wondering why his warrenty was voided by cutting PCI slot to allow AGP card to fit.

Lexmark: Lady who didn’t even own a Lexmark product calling to bitch that her “printer” (a.k.a. Her monitor) isn’t working and just keeps saying no signal. Then proceeded to argue for the next 30 minutes.

Lexmark: Another person calling because their printer won’t turn on, when asking to check the cables he said he couldn’t see them because the power to the house was out.

Adelphiarner: People suprised to find out that we cut off their e-mail 45 days after they cancel their account.

United On-line (a.k.a. Juno, Netzero, Bluelight): Man I hated netzero, but you guys at Juno are so much better! (Also of note the only difference in software was the color pallette nothing more.)

I’ll probably remember a few more later on tonight.