I think my finger got AIDS....WTF

[Tunerfreak]

Dude if your finger almost died in less than 24 hours just from sticking it in her cooter, and you were in small space with her and God only knows what airborn diseases, and she was handling your sausage… I’d go back to the hospital and ask for every test known to man. Not everything shows up right away…

So how many bars of soap did you go through in the shower when you saw what her snapper did to your finger? :lol:

lol

[BrockwayMT]

lol at Carnut, R Lee Ermey is hilarious

just remember, no glove no love goes for hands as well

[MPD47]

So how many bars of soap did you go through in the shower when you saw what her snapper did to your finger? :lol:

:lol:
I can just imagine the horror on one’s face.

[Fry]

Wake up. Yawn. Stretch. “Ouch.” WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Joe]

Wake up. Yawn. Stretch. “Ouch.” WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!

Precisely. that scared the shit out of me. I used about a gallon of that old spice redzone bodywash, i just started dumping it all over myself.

It finally popped this morning. Now not only did my finger have aids, but it shot a huge load into my sink. Seriously, pete north would have been proud.

as for if i would have fucked her, I think I’d have been better off sticking it in the bottle of bleach that was there. In fact, maybe i would have done both.

[Fry]

Hey thanks for sending me this pic. I was curious as to what this girl that you fooled around with looked like.

[Joe]

Hey thanks for sending me this pic. I was curious as to what this girl that you fooled around with looked like.

yeah, she told me she was hawaiian. sure can chug a big beer though.

[Fry]

:lol:

[Daddie]

Precisely. that scared the shit out of me. I used about a gallon of that old spice redzone bodywash, i just started dumping it all over myself.

It finally popped this morning. Now not only did my finger have aids, but it shot a huge load into my sink. Seriously, pete north would have been proud.

as for if i would have fucked her, I think I’d have been better off sticking it in the bottle of bleach that was there. In fact, maybe i would have done both.

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