Shaggy
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TOP 10 THINGS WOMAN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY:
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Get ahead faster in corporate America.
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Get a blow job.
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Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.
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Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
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Determine why you can’t hit the bowl consistently.
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Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
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Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.
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Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
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Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.
And the # 1 thing a women would do is:
- Repeat # 9.
Shaggy
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TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:
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Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
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Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
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See if they could finally do a split.
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Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
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Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes
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Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
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Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.
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Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.
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Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.
And the # 1 thing a man would do is:
- Finally find that damn G-spot.
Pewter
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