So I was just talking to a customer, who happened to be in a rascal scooter. im standing in front of her, and she reaches do to grab her purse or something and the strap gets caught on the “gas” and she just starts RAMMING INTO ME. not once or twice, but 3 times…
Her: OHH MY! OHH MY!
me: WTFBBQ STOP MOVING (as i get rammed into a display).
:picard: :picard:
edit: this bitch was fucking haggard too. kept saying how she was at “the waters” for now (the nursing home). ugh. awdrifter, u know u want to hire me.
maybe its a chain or something, but the waters he is talking about is in ea, not salamanca. unless you were taking the scenic route home from hs and swung through east aurora on the way, it’s a different place.
How it really went down…She rammed into evolve once, throwing him off his game as he didn’t see this coming. She then quickly rammed him twice more knocking him off of his feet, lifeless to the floor. Then in her moment of glory she flopped off her chair, which she hasn’t been off of for months and onto evolve. She took off his pants and had her way with him, while eating a quarter pounder. She finished quick, just as evolve also did, and she was on her way. Evolve wakes up wondering what the hell happened. Slowly, he pulls up his pants and gets back to work in a daze. Thumbs up for making an old lady’s day!
