You can learn, you can get a passport and you can work on your legs at your favorite gym to get some ups. If an 8 year old can do it, so can you (jump fences?? Where the hell are you trying to go?)
Those are nothing but excuses, no better excuses than people on welfare come up with to justify them being on welfare and food stamps.
If you don’t like the country - move.
Most of the world speaks English anyway.