It must have been you!
My friend Lance said he met a guy on Craigslist who asked him to meet there. He used some really unflattering words to describe his blind date, including “midget”, and said the guy was fixated on Central Catholic football players (and their tight asses).
You know you’ll never impress the gays with a 25 year old G-body, right?
At this rate you’re just going to have to keep paying that Guatemalan tranny at the Greyhound station every week.