in case you're caught in the office when china invades

http://blog.shoplet.com/office-supplies/binder-clips-into-office-weapons/

awesome… making one now

OMG!! I LOVE YOU!!

++++ KARMA!

oh wow… my job finally has meaning

pics blocked at work

so gonna make this and use it on the girl who sits next to me at work.

inb4coworkedswithpencilsstuckinthem

just because I finished my work at the moment, rehosted for ya’s that cant view it.

19 2008 Binder Clips into Office Weapons

                    Wow, if you thought working at your white-collared job, sitting in your well equipped air-conditioned office, thinking that this is probably one of the safest place to be… you may just want to think twice about that. The office is a jungle. Beside having to watch your back against office colleagues who may be wolf in sheep’s clothes, you may just have to watch out for those seemingly utilitarian office supplies, because in conjuncture with other seemingly innocent office supplies, they may just result to be one of the deadliest office weapon yet. <b>Below is an example of our favorite office supplies- [binder clips](http://www.shoplet.com/binder-clips/search.html), turned into office weapons.</b>

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Take a few binder clips of varying sizes, turn them upside down, and clip the smaller binder clips inside the larger clips.

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It should look like this when the larger binder clips have clipped the smaller ones.

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Remove all the binder clip handles.

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Add another 2 larger binder clips on top of the smaller edge with a rubber band in between.

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Take out the binder clips handle again.

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Reverse wrap the larger rubber band.

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If you want, you could add a laser pointer on top of this office weapon to help you aim.

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You could elongated object of your choice, in this case, pensand pencilsworks perfectly,

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This office weapon could really hurt if used correctly.

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Close up of the result of this office weapon.
Disclaimer: Shoplet.com in no way condone the use of office supplies weapon in the work place, or anywhere else.
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hmmm that could be dangerous…

i might have to shoot rob with it to test it out when he’s back from vacation!

success… now need something to shoot at

kind of awesome

I just built one. They aren’t kidding, this little fucker can really shoot a pen!

butt-darts?

lol good idea

btw, these things really can f-shit up. went clean through a box with a mechanical pencil

Cookie for first person to build one and post a pic of it.

no shit

i have 4 diff size clips here…

this is bad

EDIT: if you can use ACCO clips so far working the best

parts list…

4 lagre binder clips
3 med size
one rubber band

I just made one of these…the pencil went right through a bankers box…

i was actually look for this the other day. someone at work didn’t believe me that it could be done.

well now you can shoot them and prove it

I would love to see how the injury report would read.

"so I was just sitting there and sure and shit I noticed a pen shot right through my fore arm. Don’t know where it came from.

That is some awesome shit. i definitely shouldnt have seen that.