Irony?

NYSpeed Automotive NYSpeed Off Topic
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I think sooo, i’m fucking hammered in jacksonville…and wel I was out last night at a raegee concert.and i saw a motorcycle cop.;.so I walked over to him and asked if I can see how he does radar/laser… he hands me the laser gun and says “have at it”

bamm… fucking catching dspeeders… It was a 25 mph zone andhe sayd he only goes after 35+. I only got people doing 19-23. :frowning:

I wish i got a picture…buyt yeah… cops down in flordia are soooo much more linleient than NYS cops…fuck yeagh and stealing wireless internet off our neightbors is sweet aswerll!
I think I mauy stay down here… I bet i;ll get alot of msart asses saying YES!

PS…Anyone who has a V1 or passport…it takes about 1-2 seconds to read a speed on the gun…light colored cars were about .5 seconds…and a black bmw took about 2 seconds… JUST AN FYI …So if u get a lzser alert…you can knock off a good 5 mph before he gets your speed…and the speed stays on the laszxer gun untill u press the button again…so if u want to see the gun…it will have th speed on it, i doubt he’ll show u tho.
oh yeah… 2 sgtory stripper poll at golds getalmans club.titrtays for days

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Holy helllll. You must be having a good time in that armpit of a city.

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FYE… i’ve been to eve3yrr city in the 3-4 hour radiusss…theya rea al r sweet nutbut jacksonvillee seems the least darkeest.

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Dude, I’ve been totally fucking hammered before and NEVER had an issue typing. You okay there lil buddy?

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Sounds like a grand time. See ya in the morning.XOXOXO

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I wokeee up this mornign and swent to the beach and passed the fuck out in the sand…woke up went ofr a awswim in the ocean forgot its salty watyer and drank it…not cool… went back to seleep woke up tanner than a rican went and gort drun,k. i don’;t want ot go back to buffalo…and im;’ sure alot of people dont want be back therir either…haha i love taht i m on mypseed so late atnight… no pussyf or me tongiht… :frowning:

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Quality thread…

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It’ll be even better when homie reads this and posts sober.

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So Quote him so he can’t change it

Speaking of ironic, I had that gay ass “Ironic” song by allanis moresette (i don’t care how to spell here name she sucks) in my head during my morning shower. Ironic, yea i really do think.

:suicide: I hate that fucking song

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i <3 this thread

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Nah, I don’t think it will be any different.

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Running around on an alcohol drip out there are we? Sounds like a fun time.

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Im on my way back from the keys as we speak… next stop palm beach, then stuart, then buffalo… eekkkkk

Im on the 7 mile bridge as we speak btw,

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haha, is that the place that looks like a mansion? We took my buddy there for his stag party… Got him hammered and then all chipped in and got him a 200 lapdance

he made it 5 mins before he yacked all over the girl and got kicked out :lol:

JAX rules

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you and darwin must be tight if you’re posting while on one wheel

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danm man, we were planning on going to Ft lauderdale, and I know a girl down in West palm who i wanted to see but we always were too drunk todrive down there…

and a LOL to my thread… I don’t remember writing it…

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OMG IB4NEGATIVEKARMA

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the thing is, the whole song…actually is NOT ironic, when you look up the word by definition and how she uses it…lol

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like 10,000 spoons and all you need is a knife…?

as much as i want to read the lyrics… (which i don’t at all) that seems pretty ironic to me.