Dude, laugh it off all you want. Its your party, you run the show, go ahead flex your muscles and push your customers around. Show us who’s boss. Who the fuck cares.
I’ve been in your shoes, had my site for years. Plenty of annoying people. And so so easy to make them go away. But its the goddamn internet, and that’s not your position as administrator. You’re supposed to make it better for us not you.