Is this seriously an email I just got at work?

ugh that font…

She’s going to giggle then come check your gear out herself.

THAT is amazing. in for response.

fucking aye man.

Our office isn’t even allowed to order business cards for new hires, paper clips, dry erase markers. Nothing.

Flawless.

I placed a order three months ago for business cards. Have yet to see them

If there are 100 employees, all taking 2 minutes to read and reply to the message, they just used 200 minutes of the company time for that. 3 hours of pay = $60?

Then, the meeting that took place to discuss batteries, as well as writing it up, creating a spreadsheet in excel to know who has what, and getting them ordered?

Walmart trip for that one person who made the e-mail, to buy 48 batteries = cheaper.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

so what ones did you get