LOL…Sonny, you may be young but i know damn well your not stupid!
I didn’t realize your price range was as high as it is…i was thinking a 3-6K beater.
Since you have that a bit of an upper range…
TBSS…can tow
GC SRT8…can’t tow but is still fun
R32
SAAB 9-2X aero…basically a WRX with nicer interior, and underpriced.