Annual Nymphomaniacs of America convention
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it she
took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he
blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business.
I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in
Chicago.”
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sittingnext to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your
business
role at the convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I am the lead
lecturer where I use information that I have learned from my own personal
experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said “and what kinds of myths are there?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well-endowed of all men when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish
descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with the
absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
“I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing all this
with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.”
