>A young, handsome cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab
>driver won’t
> stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.
>
> He replies, “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend
> you.”
>
> She answers, “My dear, you cannot offend me. In my type of job,
> I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I
> would find offensive.”
>
> “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me.”
>
> She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that:
> #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”
>
> The cab driver gets very excited and says, “Yes, I am single and I’m
> Catholic!”
>
> “OK” the Nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
>
> The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
> But
> when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>
> “My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?”
>
> “Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married and I’m
> not a Catholic.”
>
> The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is “Bruce,” and I’m going to a Halloween
> party.”
Ur A Better Joke Then That!
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