Just because district judges look intimidating, doesn’t mean they have a lighter side to them. Underneath the toga and the hammer lies a simple guy with simple pleasures. This can be said about an unnamed UK district judge who called in sick so he can stay home to play Modern Warfare 2.
The judge, 48 years of age and married with two kids, waited in line outside a retailer for the midnight release of the game “like Charlie waiting outside the chocolate factory.” This gamer went straight home and went on a night-breaking marathon, calling in sick the following day. This judge also spends “hundreds of pounds a year” on new games.
Cool judges rock. More people should get more down to earth like that guy.
Like my local judge, I grew up with his kids. The last 4 tickets I brought in 2 weeks ago all the people behind me were chuckling as he read off each one, they thought I was fucked… then we started talking about the familys and what not. He dismissed 3 of them and gave me a parking ticket for the last one. Took 6 points and over $800 worth of tickets down to 0 points and $100! the people behind me gave me such a glare when I left. :rofl
^ thats like me with Judge litz in rotterdam. went to school with his 5 daughters and him and my father did cub scouts when i was in it when i was small.
Connections, you gotta have them!!! Thats the only way I only have 2 points on my lic!
speaking of which, isnt it funny as hell all the noobs going in and pleading guilty to like a 75 in a 55 or something cause they have no idea how the system works! You see the nice judges tell explaine the way it works and help them out, and I have LUL’d my balls off at courts where the judge is like a stone wall and just says, ok you now have 6 points and a $280 fine. next please! haha
"Ok son. I will be dropping your ticket to a seat-belt vio…Wait a second. Are you “KillenNoobz367” on PS3? "
“Yes your honor. Why do you ask?”
“Well, do you remember last night on MW2, the guy you flash-banged, then killed with a knife from the other side of the map on a lucky shot?”
“Yes sir I do. I don’t understand, why are you asking?”
“Because son. That was me. And you killed me when I was one kill away from calling in a nuke.”
“Oh I am sorry your honor.”
“Yea kid, me too. Me too. Your sentenced to 1 month in jail, without the possibility of parole and owe a $5000.00 fine. You are to be given 8 points on your license. Have a good night.”
rofl At which point I would call the judge a nOOb!