Just in time for Valentines day !

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[CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS]THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:[/FONT]
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[CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS]1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]Marrying you has screwed up my life.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS]2. I see your face when I am dreaming.[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]That’s why I always wake up screaming.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS]3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]This describes everything you are not.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS]4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS]5… I thought that I could love no other[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]-- that is until I met your brother.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS]6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]empty and so is your head.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS]7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]But don’t take that paper bag off your face.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS]8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]Damn, I’m good at telling lies![/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS]9. My love, you take my breath away.[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]What have you stepped in to smell this way?[/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS]10. My feelings for you no words can tell,[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]Except for maybe ‘Go to he!l.’[/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS]11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]Two parts vodka, one part lime.[/FONT]

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http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r118/tanblaze/Valentines_day_sucks.jpg

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very nice.

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:thumb

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Doesnt suck for me. Im happily single and dont have to buy anybody anything.

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valentines day = hallmark holiday, its retarded. I tell my bf every year that if he spends any money on some flowers that are gonna wilt in a week or on chocolate that I will slap him upside the head lol, I said if ur gonna waste money on something like that just buy me something for my car instead :smiley:

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Being in a relationship is like having an iPod with only one song.

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^:gay

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lol not always true lol, Im very fun and have lots of songs ;):rofl

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How on earth is that fucking gay?

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So you HAVE tried anal… interesting.

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LOL no sir

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I’ll kill you.

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wat

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Go have your lovey dovey relationship:haha

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You wanna make it two swirlies kcunty?

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:Idiots :lol

:rofl I ain’t got no GF. No time or money for that shitttt. I’ve got $24 in my wallet and $14 in the bank and I won’t start seriously detailing cars or working on the golf course til late March :facepalm:facepalm:facepalm From March-October though, I’ll be alllllll set :excited

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You want a gapping hole in your tranny? and 4 slashed tyrez?

:evilking

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Depends on what tires you slash… my pzero rossos need replacing anyway:number1

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gapping hole like this?

http://media.rd.com/dynamic/29/11/80/200703_SparkPlugs_006.jpg

I’m a little confused :crazy

Unless you meant gaping???