Las Vegas, babyyyy. What to do?

I’ll be flying into Vegas Saturday morning. I’ll be there for about a week. What should I NOT miss while I’m there?

So far, I’ve been told the Gun Store, and Auto Collections in the Imperial Palace Hotel. And obviously the casino’s.

Harass the crickets along the strip aka illegal aliens passing out trading cards for prostitutes.

They can’t touch you so take cards from them and hand them back to them and watch them squirm. Then grab a pile and get at the end of their line and hand them out to passer-bys.

We do this every year in Vegas and it gets funnier every year

You can tour the Shelby Museum
http://cam1.teamshelby.com/

There is another museum on the strip, but I can’t find where it is. Chriss Angel did a show from it. They had some amazing cars there.

If you want to be scared shitless, hit the stratosphere rides.

If you need a guide to Las Vegas, then you’re name is Helen Keller.

Never been to Vegas but I hear that the Bunny Ranch is a good time.

didnt that close a few years ago?

Don’t they have gambling in Vegas?

You can check out that stuff there but don’t stay in Imperial Palace, it’s so shitty.

check out the Fremont St. Experience for a night to see some of the old school Vegas and eat/drink for next to free. Plus there’s great people watching.

No. I just don’t want to miss things.

Personal recommendations on what to do/look for > Walking around not finding awesome gems!

I heard meth is big down there.

2 chicks at the same time.

nice Joe, I was gonna reccommend she get eaten out by a prostitute

Are you two dating or something?

While both suggestions are incredible, I think I’ll pass. Kind of has to do with the whole fact that I don’t like the pussy.

Learn to.

1 week is Waaaayyyy too long to spend in vegas. 3 days is perfect.

I can give you a list of things to do…but it depends on how much you’re looking to spend. Shows are about $50-150 per person, but awesome.

you shut your dirty whorish mouth.

old vegas strip

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oh, and mods, this is a smiley :nohomo:

I think about 5 or 6 days in Vegas, then I’m going to Eugene, Oregon. I’m actually not even sure. All I know is that I’ll be back in Buffalo on the 26th. And I’ll be really fucking mad if there is snow on the ground.

I was looking at shows, but there aren’t any good ones. Ray Romano is like $100, but I don’t want to spend that to see him. And Criss Angel has some shit going on, but ehhh.

Give me a list on things to do! I have a lot of money to spend. Unless I lose it all in the casino’s. Which I’m hoping to WIN WIN WIN. Ha.