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That’s pretty original. Lol
someones getting laid.
haha thats slick, i like
Nice!
lol
clever but far from last minute 
Ever receive a card from a J-girl? Holy shit, do they go overboard. The card is wrapped in fancy gift wrap that you’re supposed to delicately open and fold away; the card has one-several fancy ribbons tied around it; the card itself is fully decorated on the outside, and inside; and the card is made out of fancy paper with various embrodieries that makes your Hallmark card look like it came out of a back alley trash can. Then there’s usually a picture inside-sometimes custom dirtied into the card-to top it off. On top of that the writing is all fancy, without the slightest error, as if they spent hours praticing.
In other words…you are fucked, unless you sell your nuts and soul for a diamond ring.
Haha, I think your woman is going to give you a shot in the head, all she is going to see is that razor and think “that bastard thinks i’m hairy and need to shave”!!! Good luck woman are seriously f’d up!!!
nice card. card is orginal.
saying is old as dirt though