Laugh at Rice

And he’s back…
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/862393810.html

I’m pasting the ad just in case he gets flagged again:

I have a 96 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS THE GOOD: 68000 miles on body and 48000 on engine. Set up for Lambo doors. Full body kit (wide body kit) Wheel spacers and 20in rim and tires both in which are new. Inspected until 5-09. After market intake, suspension and new exhaust which muffler and cat are stainless. Stage two weight reduction. New Brakes. Clean title in hand. THE BAD: Needs Minor wiring to fix door poppers. Needs head lights. 135 dollars shipped off ebay for lunar projector style. Needs MSD ignition rewired. Almost ready to run! Asking 3500 or trade for a 400 EX or bigger better. Will think about warrior, banshee, raptor, 450r, lt400z, or a predator would even think about a dirt bike 426 or larger perhaps a real nice 250 or 500 two stroke. Run it by me. Working on car daily so it can only get better. Depending on how much I get done to it the price is going to continually rise. So hit me up soon. Can also text or email pictures of the car. The previous owner took the lambo door hinges and put the original hood back on it before I received the car. Not road ready. Someone with the time and know how could have this thing on the road in less than a week. No, I won’t fix it then trade you. If I were to fix it I could get 6000 dollars out of this car. You can get what I’m asking for the car out of the rims and suspension alone. Serious inquiries only if you looking for something for nothing don’t waste my time. 8145903389 or email me.