"laying pipe in jess b" (help me write a book)

This one time i ws laying pipe in jess b
it was 1.5" stainless schedule 10
i finished butt welding the pieces together
so i quickely got up and left

This one time i ws laying pipe in jess b.
when my ex called and asked to see me
i asked Jess if she wanted to three-way
and she responded with oy vey!

so i quickely got up and left

This one time i was laying pipe in jess b
while trying to ignore the surroundings about me
it would appear i am a recent victem of theft
so i quickely got up and left

This one time i ws laying pipe in jess b.
i sprayed the NOS
i blew the welds on my intake manifold
so i quickely got up and left

This one time i was laying pipe in jess b.
when all the sudden the bitch started diss-in me
so i responded with "well youve fucked like 690 guys
and she replied “um, try taking the zero off the end”
that s when i realized shes a total whore
so i quickely got up and left

[left]This one time I was laying pipe in Jess B
When my shaft was attacked by herpes
Now it burns when I pee
I’LL KILL THE BITCH
so I quickly got up and left

-Cheater-[/left]

This one time i was laying pipe in jess b
and she admitted she used to be a man
so i quickly got up and left

This one time i was laying pipe in jess b
and at first i thought she was realy tight
but then i realized that the immagrint she was trying to smuggle
was giving me had from inside her snatch
so i quickly got up and left

This one time i was laying pipe in jess b
welll… not the real jess b, cause she wont touch me
its realy my “britney spears all grown up action plushie”
but i painted a mustach on her, and now she looks like jess b
but i was going so fast that her fabric vag started to smoke
i threw ky on the smoke but it burst into flames
so i quickly got up and left

This one time i was laying pipe in jess b
and i found her ex boyfriends watch
and her ex gf’s braclet
and the families missing 1973 lincoln town car
so i quickly got up and left

am i crossing the line yet damnit ??? lol

This one time I was laying pipe in jess b.
when the bitch told me “sorry I dont suck dicks”
so I quickely got up and left

This one time I was laying pipe in jess b
and then christopher walken busted through the door
and he said "hold!.. on… ive got a fever… and the… only cure is more… cow bell!!..
so i pulled a cowbell out of my jumpsuit’s left thigh pocket
and cured his fever by beating jess b over the head with it.
so I quickly got up and left

This one time I was laying pipe in jess b,
some guy came barging in asking about a candle stick
when he realized I only had a pipe he left,
some woman ran through asking about a revolver
I threw the pipe at her,
turns out it was me in the laboratory with the lead pipe,
so I quickly got up and left

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This one time I was laying pipe in jess b
se lo meti sin compacion por el culo
y ella grito…ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
me le bine en la boca con la pinga llena de mierda
so I quickly got up and left

:biglaugh:

This one time I was laying pipe in Jess B,
when all of a sudden I realized that Newman was done
with his girl, so in order to have a corrilating “flip-flop”
I just decided it was better to not finish and i needed
a sanitary break
so i quickly got up and left

all you suckas that skipped the meet last night also missed the chance to lay pipe in… well… meet, Jess B.

I knew i shouldnt have left early…jess B is a guy isn’t he

haha,
people, im not gay! :lol:
jess B is a pearlybird.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearlybird

pearlybird is undefined

pearlybird = whitechick

sure…

pearlybird = heavily built and bearded biker bear

I am definately submitting that as a definition