i am looking to get as many stories as possible. just short little paragraphs.
post as many as you can. its for a present for a friend of mine. kind of a long story.
The only rules
they should be short.
and weird.
no caps except for the t in This!
has to start with:
“This one time i ws laying pipe in jess b.”
and end with
“so i quickely got up and left”
dont make it real pervy guys… especially you, hotrodkid. lol.
This one time i was laying pipe in jess b
and a government agent burst through the door
hot on his heels was morgan freeman
dressed up like morgan freeman
a brief battle ensued
until a black hole consumed them both
so i quickely got dressed and left.
This one time i was laying pipe in jess b
but then i realized there were 100 other things id rather be doing
so without even finishing, leaving her unsatisfied
i quickly got up and left
This one time newman was laying pipe in jess b
which is what he named the hamster he got for his crazy ex-gf
Have you ever heard that joke “why would you ever electric tape a hamster?”
before she found it dead on newman’s bed
he quickly got up and left
This one time i ws laying pipe in jess b
i made her a chocolate toaster strudel first
then i hit it
shortly thereafter she tried to tell me that the strawberry kind was better
fucking bitch
so i quickely got up and left
this one time i was layin pipe in jess b
i told her i had cock she wanted to see
the bitch had aids so i called her a slut
then i stuck it in her butt
she wasn’t even tight
so i threw no fight
the junk in her trunk had a little heft
so i quickly got up and left…
ahaha my rhymin skilZ y0
actually this is the worse one yet… so yeah i suck
This one time i was laying pipe in jess b.
and then we went to the boat room hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
then i seen This painting and i was like
“i gots to have This painting”
“my brother did say that”
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and here we have the 1984 silverado, black on black, hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so i quickely got up and left
This one time i was laying a pipe in jess b
she quickly turned around and asked me why i had stopped
i told her its far to dangerous to be using this lead pipe to please her needs
so i quickly got up and left
silence ! you still have to clean my computer screen from that sex / painting comment ! lol
heres goes :
This one time i was laying pipe in jess b,
on the school lawn for all to see !
i was giving it to her deep,
but she hardly made a peep
i was trying my best
and thats when she confessed
"sorry, you just dont have enough “heft”
so i quickely got dressed and left.
This one time i ws laying pipe in jess b
and jess turned around to look at me
“why you dont call out my name no more?”
the sentance rattle me for the answer I gave was
"im trying hard not to call out the name of your sister
with an half twisted grin she said “i sometimes think about sex with your best friend”
so i quickely got up and left