LSD in front-drive platforms vs. winter driving

So wait… When the two rears spin, the rear diff detaches itself from zip ties holding it to the subframe, the single bolt to the driveshaft automatically shears, then the pumpkin spins around held in place by the half-shafts all the while acting as a dredging mechanism to remove snow from under the car for increased traction?!

If so, that’s SAWEEEEEEEEEET kid sign me up