I was straddling the ottoman and then Newman started to bark so I slammed the couch and said “NO”! He did it again and I slammed the coach as hard as I could and hit my right ball head on. It felt like I got knifed in the throat and I puked in my mouth from the pain. I ran off to the bathroom. 
ouch, that sucks
Ow.
i literally just LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!
:rofl :rofl :rofl
True story.
Dog fuckin clowned ya man! He knew what was goin on. 1st time hes like…
Dog-“damn, he got pretty close to his nuts…ima do it again”…
Shawn- “STFU DOG”… BAM “OMGZ”
Dog- “lulz”
ouch. i am sorry for your loss.
So no kids for a couple of years as the testie recovers?
thats why you have to hit your dog, like you hit a child.
Kick the dog in the sac!
wow
owned
I did something just like this…I was pissed becuase i spilt my drink on my pants while i was driving, when i stoped the car and got out i was still pissed so i go to slam my door and close my finger it the door and it completely closed. Finger nail fell right off…
It would have happened already if it was meant to be. I like monies too much for kids anyhow.
rofl!!!
:lol
That would totally be me if i was a dog!!
ahhhahah My brother did the same shit. We were in the garage working on his truck… he got all bent and got out and slammed the door closed, took 2 steps and got yanked backwards. he closed two fingers in the shit, just past the first knuckles and it held his had in the car. He looked, and slowly said, “Mike, come pop my door please…” his truck is shaved and the clicker was out of his reach! lol. We went to the hospital, he broke both fingers!
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Newman is the greatest. I think we should make this a Newman thread. Pictures please Shawn!