TyrannosaurusCuv (9:56:02 PM): um…there is like a mini tarantula in my room
TyrannosaurusCuv (9:56:06 PM): or just a giant spider
TyrannosaurusCuv (9:56:11 PM): what do i even do with it
Janison1 (9:59:42 PM): a wolf spider
TyrannosaurusCuv (9:59:58 PM): its eeeenormous
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:00:09 PM): i can see all the designs on it and stuff its so big
Janison1 (10:00:24 PM): wow, where do you live again?
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:00:54 PM): cheektowaga
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:01:00 PM): wtf do i do with this thing
Janison1 (10:01:11 PM): the cheektowaga spider of doom
Janison1 (10:01:18 PM): take a picture of it
Janison1 (10:01:21 PM): I wanna see
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:01:27 PM): im trying but it gets blurry
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:01:33 PM): when i get the camera close
Janison1 (10:01:36 PM): put it on the flower
Janison1 (10:01:52 PM): the flower setting
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:02:03 PM): well after the picture
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:02:04 PM): um
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:02:08 PM): what do i do with it
Janison1 (10:02:23 PM): put it outside?
Janison1 (10:02:31 PM): or in the basement or attic
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:02:33 PM): how the F do i grab him its huge
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:02:38 PM): haha ur sick
Janison1 (10:02:43 PM): am not
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:02:56 PM): y cant i get a clear picture
Janison1 (10:03:28 PM): you’re taking it too close
Janison1 (10:03:34 PM): back up until it focuses
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:03:39 PM): well if i dont it looks too tiny
Janison1 (10:04:15 PM): where is it chillin?
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:04:29 PM): side of my fishtank
Janison1 (10:04:51 PM): sweet
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:05:07 PM): ok i took a pic i want it gone…if i use the hose attatchment on my vaccumm will it eventually crawl out
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TyrannosaurusCuv (10:08:14 PM): 
Janison1 (10:08:36 PM): don’t vacuum it up
Janison1 (10:08:39 PM): that’s evil
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:08:49 PM): thats as clear as i can get
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:10:37 PM): is that a wolf spider
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:13:54 PM): i caught it, u want it
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:13:59 PM): its on my floor in a cup
Janison1 (10:14:13 PM): I want it!
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:14:19 PM): +1 humans
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:14:22 PM): yea u can have it
Janison1 (10:14:33 PM): oh man that thing is fucking crazy
Janison1 (10:14:44 PM): but yeah, that’s definitely an outside spider
Janison1 (10:14:56 PM): just stick him outside… he’ll stay out there
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:14:57 PM): ha! yea i normally dont have these im my room
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:15:01 PM): i know why tho
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:15:10 PM): i put an a/c in my window
Janison1 (10:15:17 PM): because spiders are good dudes
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:15:30 PM): u can have it
Janison1 (10:15:46 PM): just don’t kill it
Janison1 (10:15:56 PM): spiders kill annoying insects
Janison1 (10:16:09 PM): you don’t want to kill helpful creatures
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:17:43 PM): sick
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:17:56 PM): u sure i cant flush the little f-er
Janison1 (10:18:34 PM): noooo
Janison1 (10:18:42 PM): don’t flush him
Janison1 (10:18:49 PM): he’s a beautiful creation
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:19:14 PM): ha! ur so crocodile hunter
Janison1 (10:21:12 PM): yes I am
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:21:36 PM): im scared of this…girls would probably flip
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:21:40 PM): ur not a girl are u
Janison1 (10:21:46 PM): yes I am!
Janison1 (10:21:54 PM): I love that spider
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:22:58 PM): haha
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:23:15 PM): u saw that picture i sent
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:23:18 PM): and u love him
Janison1 (10:25:10 PM): I do
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:26:56 PM): ur a strange character jan
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:28:33 PM): im gonna go take my A/C out of my window so i dont get any more monsters in here
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:28:36 PM): goodnigh
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:28:36 PM): t
Janison1 (10:28:58 PM): don’t kill it, mister
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:29:12 PM): im tempted to flush it, tis so much easier
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:29:19 PM): ill put it outside though
Janison1 (10:29:21 PM): just put it outside
Janison1 (10:29:26 PM): it will be a good deed
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:29:30 PM): next door, i dont want it back here
Janison1 (10:29:40 PM): it won’t crawl back in
Janison1 (10:29:48 PM): it’s an outside spider
Janison1 (10:29:53 PM): he just made a mistake
TyrannosaurusCuv (10:29:57 PM): then what the hell is it doing here
Janison1 (10:29:57 PM): forgive him
hahaha. I’m such an ass.
i weighed him afterwards…16lbs 3 oz…glad i survived
I like the… “he’s an outside spider, he just made a mistake.”
We got three of this at the moment on our porch outside… they are huge… Just yesterday one caught a baby… I call him Tony Danza, because Tony Danza eats babies too.
‘oh shit what the hell am i doing in here’
(wolf spider, 2005)
‘it’s all good’
(jannygirl, 2005
‘oh crap i made a mistake’
(wolf spider in ghetto’s room, 2005)
…
‘POW’
(ghettostyleta, 2005)
yea right…i kill normal spiders, this thing wasnt normal …POW it in ur dreams, it would POW you
EDIT:
‘oh crap i made a mistake’
(wolf spider in ghetto’s room, 2005)
‘fuck you’re huge. beer’s in the fridge’
(ghetto, 2005
seriously… I sound like I’m high and living in the 70’s in that conversation.
:lol:
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: THERE ARE SPIDERS IN MY ROOMS TOO
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: but they like me would you like to know how i know
Janison1: hahaha
Janison1: how
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: they told me
^ wow.
You can’t keep up with my banter 
wolf spider> that thing
http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/Animals/Spiders/Wolf_Spider_8_eyes_PB032198.JPG
shoulda grabbed it and chucked it at the wall…they splat well
im sure u would have grabbed that lil fucker :bloated:
Ive eaten bigger bugs than that, im the crazy hick remember lol
My neighbor back in Derby caught one of those in his garage. Its fangs were comparable in size to cat claws. Disgusting little creature…well huge creature since its ass alone was about 1.5 inches wide. He kept it in a big old jar until it ate all its own legs off.
so how big was this thing, i fookin hate spiders
:lol: thats nasty dude
:eek: