Microderm Abrasion

DIY. If you must do it, at least salvage some manhood.
http://s170193323.onlinehome.us/Aquatic%20Pics/standtutorial/supplies/SANDPAPER-36GRIT_rsz.gif

Now seriously, try this shit. It’s like 800 grit for your face.
http://image.bizrate.com/resize?sq=160&uid=390478210&mid=96771

Don’t go to a salon. Save the money. Put it into the Z. Fag.