ben,
you are outrageous.
~ peter
:lol
Benny for president!
whaaa?? HAHHAHAHAA beeping at a random house cuz u can see the tv LOL ahahahaha
i had a babysitter when i was too small to remember, but the only stupid story i have for you on that was when i opened the babysitters presents under their christmas tree, i guess i just tore all the shit up and exposed everything haha
but you… pulling your pants down ahahaha thats great
Air Horns?! Psi2high and I used to have a lot of fun with those :crackup I went out on Colonie Golf Course years ago and got a golfer good with it. I timed it beautifully, just as he was about to connect with the ball I blasted it off! Club went one way, we laughed and went the other!
NICE ! i wanted to hit a golf course up badly too, remember when jackass or one of the related groups did some shit like that, then they got some golf balls and clubs projected their way lol
:rofl
That’s one of those ‘shoulda done that before I turned 18’ things :sad
ya i guess u cant really do it now… thats why i sold my paintball gun i honestly felt too old for it playing with 16-18 yr olds and i was 19 or 20 or something i mean it was fun but it gets old for me or maybe i get old for it 
i dont know but hallloween went around schenect and shot up everything (so if u live there and got hit with mad balls probably us ) sorry haha its just a void i had to fill
LOL me and 91teg on here got a shitload of the bigger sized air horns from Dick’s (five finger discounts :ninja) and went around to Colonie Center, Rotterdam Mall, NYS Thruway toll booths :crackup, and a few other select places just sounding them off. Never laughed so hard in my life at some of the reactions, esp. from some gay dude walking out of Colonie Center and the Colonie Center rent-a-cop chasing us out. The NYS Toll booths kicked us in the ass though, went through one the previous day, then stopped, went through another the next and the lady took down our plate, next toll booth guy blocked us off, Troopers came took the air horns and asked what the fuck we were doing. :lol That they got numerous reports of people blowing air horns at the Toll booth attendants the previous day “No officer, not us” :mwahaha
Air horns=great time! :lol
:rofl
ahaha thats dumb as hell blowing air horns at a toll booth LOL
but the other shit is funny
Yea I believe we were 17 and 18 at the time too. It was good fun. Now I have to act like an adult :ninja
Split and moved for mo4r stories
yaaa
sucks 
Mohawk = not adult :rofl
you split as i was posting.
More stories?
I used to do poo dollar at Mobil on Central Ave in front of the Kmart in Colonie and video tape across the street late at night with my buddies. Some of those reactions were truly PRICELESS.
Soap in numerous fountains on many separate occasions.
The days of being young! haha
Mohawk is gone. :lol I don’t think my work or my clients would have taken to that very well Monday morning!
oh this thread is gonna take off :tong
I had a palm pilot in school and used to turn our tv in spanish class on and off, and its not a big deal i know but our spanish teacher was fucking nuts man and she thought some lord of spain was turning that shit on
This year me and a buddy of mine in school found this INSANE super glue, very thin, watery like stuff. Put it on the bottom pegs of our chairs and a few other chairs and just sat in them til the glue dried…Did NOT move at all, came in later in the day to check them and pieces of the tiles were ripped up…then we glued quarters to the floors in the hallways in random places, retards kicking at them all day long :crackup
haha glue a benjii to the wall
I used to live in Moscow is that mischievous enough?