говорите только русского :ninja
i have train horns on my truck right now, thats pretty fun every once in a while
Govereetyea tolko rooskovo
Speak any Russian?
I forget what tolko means and not exactly sure of the last word but I know the first one is the formal verb for speak. (I think?) It’s been awhile :lol.
I always carry a megaphone around with me in my car. If someone tailgates me or does something stupid I let them know what’s up. :haha Of course yelling at random people outside is always hilarious too.
Sitting at a red light, old guy in street corner with the most pissed off look on his face ive ever seen.
Light goes green:
“Hey, hey look at me! LOOK OVER HERE!”
guy looks
“Look at me, i’m letting the clutch up. I’m moving forward, oh, i’m shifting to 2nd now.”
guy starts yelling
Just stupid shit like that is funny as hell.
Another ridiculously amusing thing I did this weekend at Thompson’s Lake was “fishing.” What we did was we tied a dollar bill to the end of a fishing pole, and made people look like complete morons trying to chase after the dollar. Got it all on tape too, lol. We did it on the walkway to the beach so there was a TON of people. After a while there was a bunch of people in the pavilion watching and cheering us on, and some kids on the playground too. One guy got so pissed because he ran after it and found out that it was a joke, he flipped us off and walked away. :lol Just imagine chasing after a dollar then having a whole crowd of people laughing at you. :lol
Vlad. Come translate. :motherland
ahaha that dollar bill thing is priceless, i remember back in highschool, me and two other buddies took out our speed bumps at school and put them in the prinicibles parking spot more or less because she was the biggest bitch in the world! i made sure i got to school early the next morning to watch her face, she stopped got out of her car and started screaming, they put them back in their spots then we took them again that night because well speed bumps fucking suck!!
and of course launching water balloons at unsuspecting drivers out of the large slingshots that take 3 people to use!! thats the tits…cant do shit like that anymore or i’ll get the cuffs!
Someone glued a quarter to the floor in Colonie Center and I watched my friend try to pick it up about four times before he realized what was going on. :lol
i duno, the babysitter story seemed legit. i will talk to her next time i see her and be sure to get details, maybe some sort of proof. :crackup
:giggedy :giggedy :giggedy new smiley NICEEE
anywho. i probably got pages upon pages of miscevious shit we used to do…
during highschool activities like baseball.football games, i’d ride my gas scooter through the fields
- flip over soccer, lacrosee goals… steal the benches and throw em over the small cliff in the fields
-knock over garbage cans in the fields - do burnouts on my scooter in the soccer fields
-when the school was doing construction work they left an old ratty dump truck and me and big red threw the valvecover oil caps in the woods
-cheeseburger in the fuel tanks
-took a shit on the seat
-flatened all four tires
~ at the bus garage~
-pushed utilty trailers in the woods kinda like off a hill always did this on a sunday
-flattened utilty truck tires and busses left outside… just let the air outta em.
~ post office~
theres one right behind my house and when the main truck was loading up, we’d throw water baloons in the cab
fuck around withthe electric lift
throw baloons in the icecream man’s truck all the time, always ran away and went to my neighbors house instead of mine
ummm
oh ya, also took apart the goals at the soccer and lacrosee fields
thats all i can think of for now.
pheww
Man this forum is a gold mine for local PD.
We’re all screwed!
true dat!
very true :lol I aint postin shit. exept for this, when I was like 13 me and my buddy used to make little grenade like things out of plastic bottles, we used drain cleaner called “the works” and tin foil, then they would make some chemical reaction, let off gas build up pressure and the bottle would explode, well we used to hide them under tree’s and shit and scare the fuck out of random people cuz they would go off like 20ft away, there was no shratinal or anything so nobody could get hurt but they all freaked the fuck out :lol the 3l bottle ones were great, though the 20oz bottles were very easy to conceal. at this certain grocery store by my lake house they used to keep all the warm malt liquer right outside the public restroom :idiots so me and my friend would just bring a bunch into the bathroom, take a shit and get drunk, then fuck with random renter people from jersey, good fun. and of course any skateboarding shenanigans when we get kicked out of spots
i love the works bombs!
LOOL hahaha the good old days of shitting and getting drunk… wait… :wow what?
Lets see here… in the middle shcool my mom always bought LTD shit. So my lil bro and I bought a few “gross” of super balls. 5$ got you like 200 or so. We wne around town and found the steepest, longest busyest streets we could find and dump 100 or so out at the top. people driving up and walking saw a tidel wave of bouncy balls flying down! lol
Same hill, took barbie dolls and superglued them to skate boards, on fire of course & sent them down.
we used to take the bags of leaves in the fall time, and late at night put them right after the crest of hills. until a cop plowed on and chased us.
Highschool, sent a bag of fireworks off in the parking lot after school.
Filled a blow up doll with a name tag with the bitch principle’s name on it and let it loose at pep ralley in the gym.
attempted to steel a giant chicken off the roof of the chick-a-rama in amsterdam. figured it was fiberglass or something, and figured we would park a truck under it and drop it in. well the size of the nuts holding it to the roof might tell normal people it was rather heavy… we lets just say the truck didnt like a giant chicken jumping into the bed/cab!
Me and a few friends were big sportsman, fishin hunting what ever. We got caught tring to skip school one day and go ice fishing, the cool VP of the school came out and we told him we were goin to the lake. he said we would get out of school if we didnt catch him a fish. That afternoon, just as they were letting everyone out, we caried in 2 trout… right into his office. he was cracking up, and told us to just put them in the snow next to his car! lol no suspension for us!
At the beach, we flew a 2 handed kite with a giant black dildo hanging by string about 20 feet bellow. we could fly it over people and practly hit you in the face with the dick!
Recent adult dumbshit… Potato guns. But since we had money and more brains then when we were younger we built rather crazy ones. Lets just say, 2 computer fans, propane injection, 50,000 Volt stun gun, 3 bolts that alowed for 2 inches of arc… We have a picture of a wheel barrow with a hole punched through it from a potato!
thats all i can remember for now!
GREAT POST ! when your bored thats some entertaining shit :banana < like this banana dancing in front of you
I wanna see this potato gun you have… my friend got sorta hurt by his own custom gun when the combustion chamber blew up on him , but nothing serious.
lol @ bouncy balls
Anyone here about Colonie? Kids broke into the bus garage and discharged 38 fire extinguishers in the school buses. They had to cancel school for the day in South Colonie.
HAHHAA! senior prank I’d assume
:lol nice, and that sounds like an epic potato gun, the best I made we used starting ether, and the ignitor was from a grill sparker, and we used two big screws. it worked pretty good, good enough to launch flaming potato’s at random shit anyways