mom wants a bmw...

My fathers '01 BMW 540i has not had a single problem aside from normal maintenance and is very equipped for the year…show me an '01 Infiniti that’s not a piece of shit.

Also my Apple products have never had any issues and are as “well-equipped” as I’ll ever need.

All of your statements are describing EXACTLY you, but you own the shittier opposites of what you’re attacking. What I’m saying is you probably own an Android powered phone and a Japanese car.