HOPE FOR CHANGE!!!
Letter from corporate:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six “Obama '08” bumper stickers on employee cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
this guy is fucking awesome! :thumbup
Whew thank god… cause it wasn’t Obama who f’d us up.
It was decades of corporate executive greed.
nor do I doubt political belief transcends into work ethic…
still have to a purely performance, or lack of work based reason to whack people.
no but like 4 days ago they printed another trillion dollars poof just like that and the price of gold shot up 50 dollars in one day… so hes to blame for everything that happens due to his actions… people dont realize that if china wants to, they could call back the notes they hold and crush this country without ever firing a shot…
Jammer
March 28, 2009, 12:26am
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We are off the gold standard, cause theres so much more printed money than we have gold… iur paper he printed is not backed by anything except Obama style HOPE.
Jammer
March 28, 2009, 12:27am
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Did you make that up? I would love to see what CEO wrote that. Bush fucked all of this up and now Obama is supposed to fix it in 2 months? Its not like things were on their way back up when Bush left.
Edit: nevermind i see it was just another stupid obama bashing chain letter
LOL, Bush did this? With his was spending? Obama spent 5 times what bush spent on 7 years of war… in 60 days!
And BUSH DID overspend… this is nuts what we are doing now.