Murphy's Law.....

Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. Go figure…

WTF… I’m down to my last 5 days here at my job, and I have to re-install Windows because Microsoft Office keeps crashing??? (I’ve tried EVERYTHING, and it won’t work) I am freaking pissed… the next 8 - 10 working hours will be spent babysitting a re-install! :blah:

I’m so tempted to just say fuck it…

have you tried the 3 inch drop? here’s how you do it. pick up the machine about 3 inches above any hard surface. let go till it drops. might fix the problem. it works about 75% of the time for me. if that dont fix it, then fuck it.

everytime I fuck my PC it always seems to fix it

Yeah, it will fix it allright… they will just have to buy a new one!!! I won’t benefit from that though.

OMG, I just realized that over the weekend my computer “downloaded an important upgrade that required an automatic restart of your computer” I wonder if that’s the problem???

no luck… back to re-installing windows.

if your fix to a crashing office is reinstalling windows… i hope that your new job has nothing to do with computers.

No, my new job has nothing to do with computers… I’ve already tried everything else to fix this. I have deleted the normal.dot templates, I have reinstalled registry keys using the support.dot template. I have used the original disks to repair the installation, I have completely uninstalled office, and reinstalled, all to no avail. They start fine with the /a switch, just not normally.

Microsoft doesn’t have much on the subject of EVERY office program crashing, only specific programs, and I’ve tried all that too.

set it on fire

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I have the same prob on my sis’ computer. Office wont load in anything but safe mode no matter how many times I reinstall it or download updates. ITs been running the same install of Windows for 2 years now, on top of all that other junk she downloads and installs Id say Windows is screwed. Gonna try re-installing WIndows, that should do the trick.

murphy’s law means what goes up must come down, not what can go wrong will go wrong.

That’s the Newtonian law of gravity, professor…

Murphy’s Third Law is that “If anything can go wrong it will go wrong”

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fucking the PC is my reccomondation as well. Im with Bics

id unplug it first.

:rofl:

google > you.

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thinking before posting > foot in mouth