A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful …
CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They’re going to STICK! Careful … CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don’t forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT!
THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him. “What the hell is wrong with you?
You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving with you in the fuc.king car.”
My bro and my dad are the same way. Except they are sitting right next
to you and in your face about everything.
I’m too laid back. I just chill in my seat and enjoy the ride.
Beautiful.
2 tru
Back seat drivers suck, but I got a good solution for that!..2 JL Audio "12"s running of an Orion amp…Their mouth’s open and close but there is nothing coming out! :lol:
I just dont have a back seat 
Alright guys! Good to see some real men on this forum. :rambo: Hahaha.
Its great because my dad drives the same way i do… And my Mom is great about being in the Car with me… But some of my friends whine to much.
John i guess i need 2 JL’s Huh lol.
yeah, i’ll admit it, i’m a back seat driver sometimes.
i’ve prevented a few accidents too, … well maybe i’m not really on though.
does: “hey dude that guys pulling out in front of you” etc. count as back seat driving?