Gold Bond baby.
This is ridiculous 
:bowrofl: at myself for posting such a thing
umm we had a porn club that met at 11:69 (12:09) and we discussed porn, read stories and poems, told our own tales and woes and capped it all off with a dildo death match at our final meeting, great times. we had over 125 at a the last meeting, girls and boys. it was fucking awesome, we had officers and t shirts… and the 20 or so guys that were there from the beginning were all ‘jedis’ and jedi’s rock it like porn stars so we all shaved for our entire freshman year, so that was that & someone had nair around and i wasn’t gonna put in on my balls (at least i knew that much!) so i tried it on my chest… :eek4: mistake, and lesson learned 
ps. this was all heavily alcoholically and pharmaceutically induced, but we were 18-19 so what the hell else is college for? :rolleyes: :boink :naughty:
i dunno man, i never had my balls chaffe. am i missing out on something? i do physical work, wear hot ass mechanics garb, and i never once had sore balls… even when i rode bmx alot, like every day, i never got this.
on the other hand, catching your dick in the zipper is a mother fucker. I had to piss real bad, and didnt wash my hands before i peed–which im anal about as i wash b4 i pee. So i’m like pinching the skin so i barely grab it to pull it out, and piss. then when i was done, i pulled on my zipper away from my body to “pull” my peep back into my pants/boxers. Well, i forgot a little bit, and zipped up unknowingly. That fucker ripped right into my skin…i couldn’t go down, and couldnt go up… i had to just pull it away… had a cut on my wang like a 1/4 inch long.
Ive naired the balls before. Thats a real bitch. Not nearly as bad as the time that I was drunk as shit during a Steeler game and forgot to wash my hands after eating some Suicide wings at the local Steeler bar. The burning crept up. At first a tingle, then a pretty good burning sensation. I thought I’d be able to hold it together. People started to look at me. I was sweating profuselt and damn near crying. I did hold it together until halftime at which time I made a mad dash for the shitter and started dousing my sack in toilet water from my cupped hand. That was a real bummer.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww did you get hot sauce in your pee hole?
nah, mostly the scrote and a bit on the old tree trunk.
i know how you are with pics… but please dont post
i can always just show you in person.
sounds like the one im in now!!! :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
boxer briefs…wear them all the time even when i run ball…never had a problem.
you need to keep them from rubbing your inner thigh…where boxer briefs or even regular briefs.
is this part a true story?? :ugh: :eek4dance:
All this talk about burning crotches remind me of the time when i was mincing some habanero peppers. forgetting to rinse my fingers, 2 hours later i touched a girls box. It burned so bad she cried, and then i diddnt get laid for about 2 days.
hahhahahahah, the firestarter…
hell’s yeah… it was fun and chics thought it was hilarious. there were about as many girls as guys. it was a blast man
its hard to believe that this entire 4 page post started with kolslaws bat wings…oh yea nare is bad news captain chaos’ little brother is a hairy fucker and he nared his back only to still be hairy with 3rd degree chem burns
Corn starch. That’s where it’s at. Rumor has it baby powder contains a cacinagin. Don’t know if it’s true. Plus, if you get really sweaty, you have gravy. Best of both worlds.
chris
This has to be one of the best threads I have read in a while…
When I first went in the Army, I had this problem. The sweaty nads and sweaty feet was a very serious and very painful problem.
I tried everything short of installing an air conditioner in my pants. All the powders, creams, lotion, shaving, boxers and briefs. Nothing. Some of these things even caused the chaffing to get worse. Most powders contain some type of talcum which has recently been said to be carcinogenic and cause testicular problems.
The sweaty feet was really bad too. During a 25 mile march I would have to stop and change my socks AND my boots.
An old timer suggested 2 things:
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Use an unscented antiperspirant, NOT DEODORANT. I bought 2, one for the feet and the other for the nads.
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Go commando.
The anitperspirant worked for me and I didn’t have to free ball it.