My car is broken.

maybe not, this past weekend the tensioner spring broke on my civic and got caught in the timing belt, making it skip 8 teeth on the cam gear. I re did the timing quick and it fired. I could be wrong but it needs to be a full 180 degrees off for valves to hit, or atleast very close.

I would re-set the timing and see if it fires quick before you go taking it all apart.