My lunchtime, I almost got killed story..

that made me lol

as for how often cops are dicks … holy shit … ive had unidentified pills in my center console when my car was being searched and didnt get busted for it (dont ask what they were)

i know they saw them, considering the cops threw them on the seat … and its not like they were in a perscription bottle either

i dont even know how many times ive been pulled over while my license or insurance was revoked … only once did i get busted for a revokd license, and HE LET ME DRIVE HOME !

never had a cop realy bother to ask to many questions when i told them i couldnt find my insurance or registration cards … most they aver asked was “well im not gonna ‘find’ anything on you when i run your name, am i ?”

being respectful to the PO >

I NEVER get out of tickets. I have even tried the honest approach. One time I was bullshitting with the cop about competition shooting (I was speeding on my way to the Empire State Games), and we shot the shit for like 15 minutes. He STILL gave me a ticket, and told me “Good Luck!”. prick.

cuz you have a red car.

Nah, I’ve gotten out them too. Twice I’ve pulled over and waited, twice I drove away with no ticket.

Ive goteen off of them and ive gotten reamed too, and I drive red. I have never had any points though, so I dunno…

i get fucked all the time, being honest all the time, and i drive a green Peice of SHIT

cuz you drive a domestic.

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FTW

No, its because I’m old
Besides one of the DD’s is an import, and its red too.

lucky bastard

wow what is it with the cop threads…haha everyone i know has either gotten screwed over by the cops this past weekend or gotten away with nothing. but nice story man.

Sometimes it pays to be over 25 years old. :slight_smile:

:tup:

nice story tom

My favorite tom… was last summer when we were talking to a cop and you gave him a business card and said “If you have any friends that need to be able stop, give them this card.”

fixed

i was pulled over twice last summer.

both times i was goofing around in the vette, and both times the officers were probably about 20 years younger than me.

they just asked 20 questions about my car, and shot the shit for another 10 mins.

no mention of anything ticket wise. just have a nice day and nice car.

That was pretty funny, however, I was more or less hoping that he would flip me a card just because I gave him one… No avail…

I gots some from my copper uncle, make it worth my while and ill give you one…

^ reach around

i used to get pulled over in the bimmer constantly.

Me: whats wrong officer?
Officer: besides the color of your car? nothing just thought it was funny and wanted to see it up close.
Me; ha ha yeah thats the point. funny

Fuckers. thanks for wasting my time now im late.