my metabolism is too fucking high

i eat and eat and gain no weight :wtf: omg i’m drinking a 40oz milkshake right now its sooo good mmmm :boink

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Actually it was pretty funny because I though Bics really started it…lol :smiley:

dont matter, your future wife in the end will be 400 lbs and youll be 120lbs

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no thanks

scrony guy always has obese wife. you cant fuck up history bitch!

My metabolism was extremely high…then I got married. My wife doesnt cook (at all). But somehow I’m gaining weight. The other day my grandma who came to visit from Montana told be I had a round face with cute cheeks …WTF!!!

i eat like a hog and i’ve been 135-145 for 7 years.

No Matt, that’s just called getting old. :smiley:

wish i had a high metabolism :sadwavey:

a hard on that you can set your clock to > then metabolism :bigthumb:

:eek: thanks for sharing :ugh:

sharing is a whole other issue :spank:

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Is that when the mailman comes? :kekegay:

:dunno: :ugh2:

Thats just the body building up fat cells to keep you alive while your wife starves you.