My mom's a loser. She got a DWI.

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@Dlucas

Call her up.

Say EXACTLY THIS:

“Mom, promise you won’t be mad…no matter what?”

“Well, I got a DWI”

After she flips out for 10 minutes or so

“Yeah, it was the same cop that gave you yours”

:tup:

rotfloflshiac (rolling on the floor laughing out fucking loud so hard i am crying!)