My mom's a loser. She got a DWI.

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@ineedacar

if you go to jail for a DWI and you had a lawyer, you need to find a new lawyer.

my lawyer got rid of 9 E felonys and 12 A misdemeanors for me with 3 years probation and a $3500 fine. While ON probation, i got 2 B felonys (the 25-life ones), and got off with nothing, AND he got the probation violation (which carried about 30 more years with all my charges) dropped as well.

and i payed him $2500 total for both incidents.

That’s nothing to be proud of.